Gramps

I have decided to bestow Gretchen with the nickname Gramps.

I'm not really going to get into all the reasons, but it has something to do with a certain baby looking more like an 80 year old geriatrics patient...Who decided it wasn't worth the effort to put their teeth in today...Cause they just end up staining when she's having coffee at McDonalds at 4:30 in the morning.

They get stained, that's all I'm saying...And then the Polident is in the upstairs bathroom and her knees have been giving her a hard time lately so, that's sort of where it came from. That and it starts with a G.

And she's got the whole receeding hairline thing going.