Our curly selves just got tested for Heartworm. It required a blood sample which lead to a pink patch wrapped round the testing site. Our fancy neon bandages make us look like we’re part of some sort of 80’s breast cancer awareness army. An army with strict rules about where to wear said patches:
Exactly 6 inches up from base of right paw.
Not to exceed 1 inch thick.
Wrapped tightly 2 and a half times as to expose the true puniness of our bones beneath mounds of black hair.
So our mother commissioned this portrait of us for future generations to look back on and be proud.
I vote for purple next time. It’s more regal and jewel tones really just suit me much better.
- Commanding Officer Francis
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